A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.
"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."
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A term used between guys, code for wacking off
Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"
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When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.
โBabe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!โ
A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.
Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."
Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."
Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!
What the Shrek
Shrek my asshole
Your such a shrekhole
Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah
A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"