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Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride
P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS
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Noun: Someone who has a little more edge to their personality than they should, and is not afraid to show it.
Dave gives his girlfriend a lot of shit about this and that, he's being a real salty molly.
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That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Sweet. That puts hair on my balls.
This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.
That's pretty salty.
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masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.
When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.
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A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
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The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.
It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.
It's time for a Salty Norman!
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When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.
Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"
ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"