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An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!
Helen: OMG who's that singing?
Lucy: Its Sammie Jane rae!
Helen: Of course, she is amazing!
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A sexual act involving a black woman where you place a yarmulke on her head and then fuck her in the eye.
That Yolanda is a real freak. Last week, after Temple, she insisted I give her a Sammy Davis, Jr.!
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what the fuck are you unable to swear pussy come try and kick my @55 and ill fuck you day up
you great twonk use proper words or ill kick your ass
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the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to masterbate, or some one else could can do it for you. When you don't have any lube.
person one: how was your weekend?
person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.
person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.
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A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.
Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.
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Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.
Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.
Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3
"Who's that?'
"Sammy Variant #4502! She's my best friend!"