tot sauce

Sperm, spunk, or a bit of the "homemade". Also commonly known as "the goo" or "baby batter".

Following a good bang sesh, I noticed a large glob of tot sauce on the duvet.

Sauce Vortex

(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.

(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.

(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”

(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”

hit the sauce

drink alcohol, consume alcoholic beverages in an uncontrollable manner.

"The mother seemed to hit the sauce pretty bad" (seinfeld, the rye episode)

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Steak Sauce

In other words: A1. First-class, excellent.

Dude! That new sled is steak sauce!

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Sauce it up

To take a situation or object and make it better. The phrase comes from adding sauce to otherwise unsavory food stuffs.n

1.Tyler: "these turkey tenders taste disgusting!'

Cassie: "just sauce it up"

2. Cody: "Ugh, I really don't want to go to summer school."

Kait: "Sauce it up!"

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Opossum Sauce

Most awesome thing that could ever happen in the history of awesome shit. It's Opossum Sauce.

That shirt is total Opossum Sauce.

I just did something so Opossum Sauce, it will turn you white.

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Condom Sauce

The residue made of male semen and sometimes lubricant in the tip, or end of a condom after ejaculation

"Condom Sauce - is what's left on your dick, Condom Sauce -It'll make you sick, Condom Sauce - don't use it to cook, its 50% lubricant, and 50% guk"

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