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The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.
Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack
A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.
GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::
It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.
My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.
When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick
“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”