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The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.
Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?
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There are two types of science deniers.
1) Those darn Christian conservatives who refuse to listen to an angry little Swedish girl, yelling about how we must panic.
2) The average atheist liberal who is a materialist, and believes only things that are physical/tangible/made of matter exist who (in order to remain logically consistent) are forced to deny that science exists.
1) If you don't believe in global warming you are a science denier.
2) If you don't believe science exists, because it isn't physical, you are a science denier.
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A genre of naturalistic fantasy that usually has no basis whatsoever in scientific fact.
'Star Wars' is not science fiction; it's a big dumb fantasy movie about space wizards. 'The Matrix' is not science ficiton either; it's a comic book action movie with a pretentious pseudo-philosophy thrown in. What then, constitutes science fiction? A piece that actually cares about the plausibility of its ideas; a rarified sub-set of literature and cinema to be certain.
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a new and controversal science started by a few academics who are untrusting of the government and law enforcement and think they are taking to many of our freedoms away.
it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
it is sometimes used by some criminals and criminal organizations.
it is usually studied informaly by computed or under a specialist in it ect.
John is studying antiforensic science.
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derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.
"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."
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Love Science studies the over 200-types of love, and the many ways individuals can love and be loved.
Individuals who practice love science are called love scientists and they have discovered that the brain processes love neurochemically and neuroelectrically and changes the body's biochemistry in ways that improve the biological, emotional, and mental states of both humans and animals.
Love is an emotion, thus fundamentally irrational, illogical, and unmathematical.
Love can transcend moral or written laws and in some instances, it does not make sense.
Humans feel love for an individual who they calculate can help them or provide them with something they need.
Said differently, individuals feel love feel love when and because they want something from the person, place, or thing they start to feel love for.
Interestingly, after a person "falls" in love, they lose some or much self-control, connect with their love object, and feel a strong need to give different things to them, thus creating a cycle which makes the love mutual and allows the two or more participants to grow.
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