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yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 10, 2025


Scrotum Sizzla

When you pubic hair catches fire.

Eric was most unfortunate when the blind, retarded man he had sex with dropped a cigarette on his dick and gave him a scrotum sizzla.

by SF December 28, 2004


dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.

"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"

by Stimy June 13, 2008


scrotum fuzz

fuzzy pieces of hair on your nut sack

man this scrotum fuzz is itchy

by ass scope December 30, 2017


scrotum blast

When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum

Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted

by JohnRedcorn69 June 09, 2017


Scrotum Scrubber

1.what you refer to a girl as with digust when being controlled by her boyfriend.
2.the female version of calling a guy friend a deushbag

Rick: Hey so you comin to that party?
Brooke: well CJ wants me to go to the car wash with him, and stop by walmart, probably wouldn't be too happy seeing other guys lookin at me at the party so NO probably not.
Rick: aw you freakin Scrotum Scrubber. speak for yourself

by ZACH & CJ November 19, 2009


scrotum silk

When your jizz gets caught between your dick and your ballsack

I had to wash that scrotum silk out

by scatscatdad April 30, 2021