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Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.
Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning
Mexico: WTF is this shit?!
when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!
when a lot of people are gettin it in!
Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.
hahaha
an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.
customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.
March 21st - April 19th
When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
When a female howls like a coyote during sex.
Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick
Rainter season is a phase or time when the season is foggy, dull and rainy. It doesn't make any sense. You don't even understand what season that is.
This often happens in countries in South Asia.
Hey why is it so foggy but also raining outside?
OMG, u didn't know! It's Rainter Season!
Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.