semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

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semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

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semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.

I have semen demons in my nuts.

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Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

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semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

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Semen demon

A nickname for my penis

Hands of my semen demon

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Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.

"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"

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