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September 25th is the actual date of the "International Send Nudes Day", where you send nude pictures of yourself to friends and people who deserve a fillip or an encouragement.
A: "Do you know the exact date of International Send Nudes Day?"
B: "Of course. It's September 25th, as every year"
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May 20th is the day nudes should be sent between a boy and a girl
“Babe it’s send nudes day, send to each other?”
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April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.
Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*
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A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.
Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."
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1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.
This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!
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October 16, otherwise known as National Send a Nude Day! If someone sends you this, you must in return, send them a nude.
NATIONAL SEND A NUDE DAY, MARK IT ON YA CALENDAR
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on april 13 you send nudes to anyone who asks
Hey its national send nudes day you should send some
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