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cool people are born on this day, there to cool. I would want to be as cool as these people
people born on the 18th of September are so cool, I want to be them
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Sexiest day of the year. Horny people we're born on this day
Daaaamn baby you hot like a september 16
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Nationaly fuck your bestfriend day
Hey 😩 its September 26….. look it up baba grill🥰😜🤣😛😇😝😇😋😀😋😋😋😂😀
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National garlic bread day! A day to eat garlic bread! All hail the garlic bread!
Holy shit you guys! It’s September 10 that means it’s national garlic bread day!!! Happy birthday Kiriana!
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International talk like a human day.
In this day, everyone needs to pretend they're aliens who try to disguise as humans.
This day is also mainly purposed to try to catch aliens. I mean, it's pretty hard to act as someone acting like you acting like them.
Alex: "Hello, where is da pizza?"
Bob: "Yes, i am a human, did you watch last night's game of thrones?"
Carl: "Hi alex, hi bob, why are you talking so wierd?"
Alex: "What are you talking about, carl? I am a perfectly normal human who talks perfectly normal humaninan"
Bob: "yes we are talking well today is september 20 talk like a human day why won't we speak humanian?"
Carl: *leaves*
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-Prepare you're ass
-Why? you know i dont like it
-It's september 14th
-ohh shit, you're rigth, lets do this
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A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.
Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?
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