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A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure
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When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
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Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.
I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
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(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.
(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.
Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.
Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
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The art of using a sharpened tool to slit the neck of a person you hate, sharpened tools can range from knifes to sharpened toothbrushs.
Billy hated Joe, so while they were in jail Billy sharpened his tooth brush and went to shank a hoe. Later that day Joe was found dead at the foot of his cell bed
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Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.
Glenn, your manager is such a pork shank
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A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.
Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.
I love you Micheal!!!
Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!
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