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I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
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National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
jess shave is cool
a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15
A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"
Now that goat is shaved
You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
when a man shaves another mans rod for him
antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.