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The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
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a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person
Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?
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Having sex with 3 different woman in a 24 hour period.
Danny is killed it with ladies, he pulled off a triple shift yesterday.
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another word for bi-polar diease.
dude shes got bi-polar, you know she's a shift-easy.
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1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.
2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.
Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."
Jessica: "Yep."
Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"
Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)
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When a person participates in a self inflicted lock-down for the purpose of communicating with the opposite sex for a lengthy period of time beginning at/after sunset.
Paul closed his door at 8pm to so that he could work The Night Shift in peace.
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a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..
friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”
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