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A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.
"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."
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Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!
What the Shrek
Shrek my asshole
Your such a shrekhole
Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah
A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.
“Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
yo did you copy the shrek script
uh yeah i did
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!
Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes