sir fagmire the third

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.

"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"

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Gouda Day, Sir

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

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Sir Chomos the II

The name Sir Chomos the II, is a term used to describe the Chomos alpha male. He loves cheese and video games. He is famous with his social media accounts and loves cheese. He loves Rust and hates school. They also love cheese.

Did you hear that sir Chomos the II is coming school for the 2nd time this year and it’s June?

Sir Isaac Cross

Only the greatest mathematician to ever live.

“All shall hail the great Sir Isaac Cross, thou who has blessed us with great knowledge of geometry!"

"The great great great great great grandson of Sir Isaac Cross is the overlord, Sir Robert Cross!"

sir you're flying

When you come across someone who is just floating or flying for no apparent reason

Um, sir you're flying

sir walks a lot

A person that spends a lot of their time in video games walking, as opposed to using the normal movement speed or sprinting.

"He's slowly walking around, exploring, pick up the pace sir walks a lot."

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act