make that dog sit

1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness.

1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.

2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.

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Sit down and rotate

A vulgar order given as an equivalent of "shove it up your ass, shut up, go fuck yourself", it usually implies that someone is being arrogant. Literally meaning "go sit on a cock and spin", it's also worded as "Sit on it and spin, sit on it and rotate, and 'go sit and spin'.

I am the highest born woman in these United States.

Go sit down and rotate.

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impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

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Sit n surf

The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.

I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.

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Sit Bitz

A young guy, typically driving a suped up or "tricked" out Civic or Lancer who also is usually behind the times from a fashion standpoint (i.e. lanyard hanging out of his pants that says "Go Army" from 4 years ago). For the most part, you can find a sit bitz also wearing a flat-brimmed hat tilted sideways. They also lean back in the driver's seat with their right hand on the steering wheel and their left hand on their mouth. They think they are so cool so that when you see them your first response is "shit, bitch." But they are so cool you simply say "sit, bitz" because they're too lazy to say the whole words. Typically, sit bitz's are talking about something that they think is cool.

"You man I had like 15 beers last night."

You would say to them, "Sit bitz."

Or, if you are proud of something, simply say "sit bitz"

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Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

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I sit corrected

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.

Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"

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