mutant skunk

a person with green dyed hair, usually who are ugle before they dyed their hair.

"Wow, look at that Chav over there!"
"Woah, she's a mutant skunk!"

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skunk

A girl with a hairy and stinky vagina, hence the word skunk.

Man 1: Dang mann her skunk is out of control!

Man 2: My eyes watered when she let it out of her cage.

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Junk Skunk

When one has terrible and raunchy farts over a long period of time. This situation of Flatulation can be loud or silent, but they are always violent.

"Man! I've totally got the junk skunk; I've been farting all day and they smell horrible!"

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skunk farmer

a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.

I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!

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skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

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bus skunk

WHEN A TRAMP BORDS THE BUS THEN THE BUS STARTS TO STINK ALL OF A SUDDEN DOSNT HAVE TO BE A TRAMP

BUS SKUNK BORDS BUS......PASSENGER 1:COVERS Z NOSE......PASSENGER 2: OPENS Z BUS WINDOWS......PASSENGER 3 :MOVES SEAT .......PASSENGER 4: SPRAYS Z PURFUME IN DIRECTION OF THE Z SKUNK IN QUESTION....Z SKUNK IN QUESTION FALLS ASLEEP

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skunk beer

A piss poor quality beer that tastes like shit

John reached for the Pabst Blue ribbon not realizing it was skunk beer

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