sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

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sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.

I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

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sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.

That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!

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Sloppy Steve

Having anal sex with Steve Bannon using only his swamp ass as lube.

I have no lube to fuck Steve Bannon with, but it's not a big deal because I can give him a Sloppy Steve.

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sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

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sloppy cornholio

funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino

the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio

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sloppy joan

While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.

"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"

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