Smurf tip

When a girl gives a guy a hickie on the tip of his penis, turning it blue. When this happens the tip of his penis resembles a smurf.

Dude Ashli gave Evan a smurf tip last night!!!!!

no way i wish i got one

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smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

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smurf booger

The blue boogers in your nose after you snort the blue 10mg adderal.

Damn, I just blew a hell of a smurf booger in this tissue.

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pappa smurf

the most pimp dad ever

what's up pappa smurf?

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Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

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Battle Of The Smurf

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho

The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.

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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

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