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The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.
Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"
Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"
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When a girl gives a guy a hickie on the tip of his penis, turning it blue. When this happens the tip of his penis resembles a smurf.
Dude Ashli gave Evan a smurf tip last night!!!!!
no way i wish i got one
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to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles
My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.
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The blue boogers in your nose after you snort the blue 10mg adderal.
Damn, I just blew a hell of a smurf booger in this tissue.
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smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!
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Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.
Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )
Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....
Orgin- Idaho
The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.
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