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The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.
Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).
Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.
Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.
Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.