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A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.
Colin, you are such a spunk splash.
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When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.
Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.
Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.
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Soda. Generally a two or one litter bottle. Any remaining soda under the label is considered "spray" (usually flat).
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A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination
When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself
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When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.
Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.
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An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
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A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher
Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole
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