Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

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[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

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Bulgarian Split

When a guy sits on your shoulders and his balls split around your neck ending with one testicle on either side of your neck.

John helped Tim see the stage at the concert by letting him sit on his shoulders, he regretted this when Tim gave him the Bulgarian split.

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splitting up

The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.

preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"

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Wig split

To get your hair cut. A dope fade.

I'm bout to go get my wig split so I can look clean tonight.

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lickity splits

A group/pack of super lesbians.

lickity splits are girls that carpet munch.

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banana split

When you stick a Banana in a girls pussy and whipped cream up all of the inner thigh and then put whipped cream on her boobs with cherry tits.

My girlfriend gave me a banana split for my b-day.

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