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Home of American Idol, David Cook, one of the best music artists ever!
Person 1: I'm going to Blue Springs.
Person 2: Dude, that's where David Cook lives!
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in leu of spring break. (n.)(1) A "break" from society that involves many provocative and promiscous acts and deeds, which only occur during the time of the break. (n.) (2) One who performs such leud and promiscous acts and deeds during the time of the break.
(adj.) An overly promiscous act.
(v.) The performance of such leud and promiscous acts NOT during a break.
(n.)(1) "We should get t-shirts made...."I survived Spring Slut...and I survived it well."
"That wasn't spring break! That was spring slut!"
(n.)(2) "pssst, you know that girl AR?"
"Yeah."
"She's a Spring Slut."
(v.) "You are spring slutting out!"
(adj.) "What a spring slutty time I had at my college reunion!"
"She is acting in such a spring slutty way."
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The intense binge drinking that takes place after the the viewing portion of a wake. Usually includes shotgunning or funneling beers.
After being told by a relative that you are drinking too much after a wake or funeral , "come on, it's Spring Wake"!
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When a woman lifts her shirt and shakes her boobs to gain favor as in girls gone wild
I tried spring breaking the cop but I still got a speeding ticket.
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It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
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I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.
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