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Someone who's eye is messed up and you can't tell which way or what they are looking at.
I can't tell if Mrs Clifford is telling me or you off she has a squid eye.
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1. Squid Man is a supernatural, aquatic deity who is associated with smiles, dances, and Vanilla Ice. When several people combine all of these in one situation (the dance must be squidlike), the spirit of Squid Man will bless them with long life and charisma.
2. Squid Man is an action taken, typically by one or several individuals which is a distinct dance done while in the sitting position, arms outstretched and waving like squid tentacles. The more people do this at once in a circle, the more squid-like momentum is built up in the center of flailing limbs. This can only truly be done while "Ice Ice Baby" is playing in the background. Don't knock it till you try it. Seriously, it will change your life.
1. "If Squid Man were here he'd put a smile on that face".
2. At our weekly "servants of the squid meeting" we drank half a keg and did the squidman for an hour straight. It was epic.
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used if something is false. can be used to replace "NOT" at the end of a statement. you can also use the opposite of this by saying "no squid", to say something is true.
that fat girl was really hot....SQUID!
that fat girl was HUGE...NO SQUID!
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A person who rides (motorcycle, skateboard, etc.). Squid is usually very cool but is not that talented at riding. It is a privileged to be called a squid
"did u see that squid on his board, he almost fell"
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A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.
Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?
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When a male cannot get erect during sexual intercourse
Jimmy, why won't your Molly wopper solidify? Is this squid fucking? :O
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