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Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.
I think you just dirty squirreled my question.
A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."
When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
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Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush
Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny
1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
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