Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.
Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.
Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.
The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.
Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish
After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
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When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.
I walked in on them starfish wrestling.
When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.
Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”
When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.
I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it