German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

9👍 5👎

Hot-Steamer

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.

Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.

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Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

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OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

10👍 6👎

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

5👍 2👎

Charleston Steamer

During a cold, winter night, you proceed to take a dump on a companions face.

"Man, we went up to the cabin for the winter and the heat went out. I had to give Tommy a Charleston Steamer to prevent any frost bite from setting in on his face."

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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.

"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".

18👍 14👎