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1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
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A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.
"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
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The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.
OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there
Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}
Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass
A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds
Karen: Steven Universe is for kids
Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended
Sexy milf and get all of the bitches in the world
Shit Steven Jimenez just stole my bitch
the best personality of moon knight, solos all of fiction
marc spector: im so conflicted in my decisions of the past
jake lockley: i kill for the sake of protection
steven grant (chad): i just beat the shit out of some bad guys with no prior experience, and also punched the shit out of some random gargoyle that couldve easily ripped me in half