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Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic October 18, 2008

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cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

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steven jimenez

Sexy milf and get all of the bitches in the world

Shit Steven Jimenez just stole my bitch

by Jonathan Ramires March 14, 2017


Steven X

A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks

Steven X is a ballin ass nigga I want to hop on his Johnson

by That sexy girl June 1, 2011


Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011


steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019


Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.

OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there

by mikebellman May 31, 2011