A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
Tell Caroline AKA Cinnamon those are my shoes not hers!
Those blue stripper shoes was at Mega
A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
A very sexy hat on a mainly beardily large sized muscular man
Bro. Did you see tons stripper hat last night. All the chicks were digging it
A music style popularized by famous female artists like Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, Iggy Azalea, Saweetie, and more.
Ayo, I love me some pop songs that got stripper rap verses thrown in.