The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline
Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).
We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.
One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin
Danielle is a stump eater.
When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt
Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now