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Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedals for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real. And finally, 1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
“What did you do in Sunny Hill?” I was packed into a retired military truck driven by an 80 year old man with a dozen screaming children
Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real.
1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
“What did you do in Sunny Hill?”
“I crushed an old women while being driven around in a retired military vehicle driven by an 70 year old man”
Someone with nice ankles and knee caps who shines bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Omg is that sunny coco-NUT in the seat across me his ankles are beautiful
Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet
When someone is trying to sound wise and preach or lecture you. Someone the same age as you or not much older.
Bro he’s sunnying me right now…
Past tense: Sunnied
1. To give a divine, brutal beat-down to another person for the sole purpose of stealing their homemade Mac and Cheese.
Not to be confused with Light Sunnying, which is when a beat down is done to someone to take their unspiced Mac and Cheese or Mac and Cheese from the box, like Kraft Brand.
Word originates from a number of sources:
1. The color of the Mac and Cheese.
2. The red bruised face of the person being assaulted., resembling a sunset.
3. A 21st century figure named Sunny, a gorgeous long legged, god-fearing, Nubian woman and former soccer striker that stepped on a man's face for the last serving of Mac and Cheese. Reportedly, after knocking him unconscious, she screamed out "Goal!" and slid on the floor, tugging at her shirt. She was never arrested and she is still at large.
Don't take that plate, someone might end up sunnying you.
Damn, son. You deadass got sunnied.