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Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there
“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend
man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support
some dick who didnt watch the glee series from the start then thought that he would watch it when the rave is over and the new season starts.
dude: hey im gna watch glee tonight
dick: so am i,
dude: wait a minute, you didnt watch it from the start? who gave you authority to watch glee you glee glory supporter.
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A person supporting Donald Trump who can't stop trying to prove you wrong on social media. They are most likely a sore loser and persistent as fuck so just ignore them. Most common words are "Sleepy Joe", "Liberal", "The media", "Trump 2020🇺🇸", "Trump 2024🇺🇸" and something completely irrelevant to the election.
Trump supporter: "Trump 2020🇺🇸!!!"
An educated, normal ass person with their friends: *ignores*
Trump supporter: "Hey, did you know that Trump won the election?"
The person to his friends: "You guys hear something?"
The person's friend: "Must be a Donald Trump supporter."
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The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.
Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.
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Steer Clear. Tyrants rule this place.. and you will be killed if you tell the boss's wife not to wear perfume. They set you up to fail yet you still succeed.
"Whoa that perfume really sucks.. stop wearing it."
"UBER DOOM ON YOU!"
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increasing support for something
He did a great job drumming up support for the move among the sales people.
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