Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.

"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."

Sure Diddy

When someone is guilty of something that Sean Combs would do, meaning anything

Person 1: Hey, is it true Peter plowed his mom so hard he broke her back?
Person 2: He sure Diddy

Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

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not sure who you like

If your like me and you never had a boyfriend\girlfriend and liked so my boys\girls then you have come to the right person.So its coming to the end of the school year and you have like a lot of boys\girls and not sure who you like because you end up likeing one of them and think you like another.

"Ohh there goes Chase."

"Do I still like Max I'm kinda getting jealous seeing him talk to Katie"
Friend: "I'm not sure who you like"

Five sure

When you are hundred percent sure of something, one more than four sure or want to exaggerate something.

This movie is amazing!

Oh five sure!
God that bitch sucks

Five sure does.