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A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
A tattoo that's popular with basic bitches with no personality. A tattoo fad that's in style for a very short period of time leaving the people who get it outdated and marked for life as sheep. They usually walk in to the tattoo shop holding up their phone and immediately asking 'how much for this? I want the same placement and same size.' Usually a small tattoo a celebrity or instafamous girl recently got. For example; infinity sign (sometimes something written in it like 'family'), small arrow, a simple shape with no shading, bird silhouettes, side of fingers tattoo, 'this too shall pass' on the underboob, anything written upside down on the wrist because "it's for me".
'How was it today, any walkins? '
'It was alright I guess, just a few pintrest tattoos'
'Oh bummer, at least you made some drinking money!'
A plastic transfer from a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard, applied by putting the side with the plastic on the skin and applying a wet cloth to the other side.
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"
Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"
The Pepperoni Tattoo
One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover
That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.
A badly done tattoo, usually done in someone's apartment.
Fboy- wtf is on your back?
Girl- they're supposed to be angel wings
Fboy- did you get in some apartment somewhere?
Girl - yeah why?
Fboy- classic apartment tattoo lol