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Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
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- One with the wit of 'fuck'.
- A person who can only hold attention for the profane and pornographic.
- One who is constantly focused on foul language and the extremity of stimulus (i.e. sex, violence, and destruction), not able to ignore the presence of such stimuli and continuing to see it while it is not present.
Bevis and Butthead are major fuck-wits!
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a cult
man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
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Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'
1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death
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Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.
Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.
The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
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A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson
Joseph Paul
Willy Taylor
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When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.
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