monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

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Tails

Stands for Terrible Ass In Le Siege (Tails) Can be used to define someone who looks funny, is incredibly arrogant, or smells of musky mex.

That Tails is such a Tails

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piece of tail

Derogatory description for sex, refering to the female partner. Same as "pussy".

Al enjoys a romp in bed ending with getting a piece of tail. The best nights end with getting some pussy. Bootyassnookiefucked

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rat tail

When a girl on her period(the rag) and has a tampon in. she lets the string dangle and shows it to people.

Check this out.

haha got you with the rat tail

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Squirrel Tail

A noun described to a male/female when they have a lot of hair around there pubic region.

Joe: Hey Chris, how was sally the other night?

Chris: Weird as hell bruh, she had a squirrel tail!

Joe: Ouch..

Chris: I know..

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coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.

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cotton tail

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on his partner's buttocks.
See pearl necklace.

After having sex from behind, he pulled out of her and gave her a cotton tail.

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