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Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"
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The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.
I think my kid is suffering from TBM (Teenage Brain Mush). Why else would he/she be so irrational?
(Abbriviated as MLAATR)
An awesome and relatable Nickelodeon cartoon about a Robot Named "Jenny" (or 'XJ9') That lives like a teenager and fights crime at once.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen My Life as a Teenage Robot?
Person 2: Nope, it sounds really cool, though!
A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!
Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
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A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.
Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
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1) Carlo
2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!
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DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.
Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.
Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.