Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

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we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

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Tell your crush you like them day

Tell your crush your feelings for them and see if its a yes or no

Hey andrew i really think your cute can we hangout sometime since your my crush and i am telling you this cause its tell your crush you like them day

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

For example: Prince Harry told Meghan Markle he had a crush on her on National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day which is 4/17

Hey Taylor your my crush and I said that because it's National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day.

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tell a girl you like her day

On the 8th or 9th of November tell a girl u like her and see how she reacts then ask her to go out with you

Tell a girl you like her day means you like someone

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tell your crush you like them day

the day when you have to tell your crush you like them.. or at least talk to them or make them smile.

do it.. she/he probably likes you too ;)

Ryan: i kinda like this girl but im scared to tell her... i don’t know

Dave: Tell her, it’s 26 November - the tell your crush you like them day, she’ll be happy i promise. And i think she likes you back

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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

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