cake

bjork forum slang for penis

a baked delicacy that is usually eaten on birthdays

Enjoy Cake

Have some Cake

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Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.

Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.

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junie cakes

This word is used in prison for the word ass.

Hey can I have some of your junie cakes

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Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

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Ghost cake

A bad thing that is burned into your brain, you cannot unsee it

"Man, did you see that new On the Spot episode?"
"Yeah, it was a total ghost cake. I think I'm scarred for life."

Jack Cake

A delicacy made up of smegma and cake batter, often served along with Goldman Pie.

I had a the greatest Jack Cake at that new bakery down the block, I got a free eclair too!

the cake is a lie

Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".

Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.

Employee #1: Really, aw crap.

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