there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

opaque deer

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.

I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

Amaghi Deer

Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.

Random Furry: What's your fursonas species?
Other Random Furry: It's an Amaghi Deer ^^

Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe”

Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.

Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

Key deer

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.

“Is that a key deer colony?”