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When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything
"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.
The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.
tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”
tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩
when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.
Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right
Insta @shreyaxcarmen
People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.
Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches