Mouth Guitar

Making guitar noises with ones mouth.

Bro, the instrumentals on that song were so sick I was playing mouth guitar to it through the whole thing

Guitar Dick

When your dick starts off skinny and become wider at the end. Making it look like a guitar.

The guy Jeffrey has a guitar dick don’t ask how I know.

pink guitar

MGK released an album "tickets to my downfall"
with a pink coloured electric guitar as a symbol for punk rock

Martin Luther king: did u see that pink guitar mgk was rocking at the concert

pina coladas: yeah dude too bad he smashed the shit out of it

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

electric guitar

combination of guitar and electricity.

"Hi. How to make an electric guitar? Well I don't know. But from the name of it, it's just a combination of guitar and electricity."

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

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guitar hero

the only video game that chicks don't find absolutely repulsive.. used frequently at parties, and our hi-school hosts yearly competitions between classes. also, real guitarists often bash this game. but after all, that's what it is, a game.

dude-1... i was playing guitar hero, and i finally broke 450,000 points in beast and the harlot!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!

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