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Central Jersey is the best place to be in New Jersey. It's not smelly and full of Guidos like North Jersey; nd it's also not all farm land and full of country loving hicks like South Jersey.
It's close enough to everything to where it is only a 10-15 minute drive to the mall or movies. We have the most beautiful beaches (Sandy Hook, Ocean Grove). There are some nice Wawas and we have Sub shops all over. It's the best place for the more level headed classy people from the state. Bruce is refered to here as the Boss. The Boss and Jovi still live in this area,Rumson and Navesink :) Clerks was filmed here. Highlands is the highest point on the eastern coast, which is Central Jersey. It's Great Adventure, not six flags. The cops here are the best, strict but not douche bags. It is definitely the safest part of NJ.
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Central Jersey
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The part of New Jersey you don't see in the movies. Full of farms and lots of trees. Probably one of the safest places to live (not north jersey), not industrial at all. We have the best shores on the east coast. Wildwood, ocean city, cape may. We do NOT talk with a New York accent, more of a Philly accent. We say "want to" like "wunna" or "don't know" like "dunno." We say "yo" or "dude" at the beginning of every sentence. Instead of saying "ummm" as a filler, we say "fuckin". We curse in almost every sentence we speak. We don't say "going to the beach" we say "down the shore." We are the only place you will see someone who is half Italian, half Irish. Most of us love all the Philly sports teams and hate the cowboys and giants. We have really hot girls with attitudes, some are trashy, but hey, who doesn't have them. Don't try to say you have a boardwalk unless you live in Wildwood. ITS A HOAGIE, NOT A SUB. You pray to Wawa every night, and you say water like "wooder". Everybody goes to the shore for the prom weekend. Most of us are spoiled, but hey, we are the richest state. We have a great climate, cold in winter, hot in summer. We don't give a shit about what you think, and if you even dare say, "you from joisey huh?" we will tell you to shut the fuck up. We have an accent, but not a ridiculous one, and we don't make fun of you for saying, Y'all, or Eh, right on, etc... We curse way to much (I think i said that). Do not associate us with New York. Finally, we all think that south jersey should be separate from north jersey, we are two totally different kinds of people, so STOP LABELING US.
"Yo, fuckinnnn...what are you doin' tonight?"
"I dunno, dude. Wanna get shitfaced?"
"If we get some fuckin pussy, dude."
"Alright, dude, call me at 10."
"Alright yo, later."
"South Jersey is the best fuckin' place ever, yo."
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"South Jersey is the place to be. We have all that ya need to be happy (; We got...
-WaWa, Gotta love those midnight runs.
-Cowtown/Rodeo, Best farmers market youll ever go to
(and yes, we all remember when the statue of the cowboy standin in front of cowtown brooke in half, and all was left was his blue jeans) (;
-We got all different kinda folks. We got people who rock those baggy jeans and then others showin' off those wrangler jeans (;
-Boys with their sexy big ol' toy trucks (;
-We have the best corn and tomatoes, no matter what.
- Almost anywhere ya wanna go is close enough for you to walk or ride your bike
-We have poor grammar, and proud of it.
-The best diners, bars, and barbeques in the summer.
-Youll always see a bumper sticker that says somethin like O.C. , GIT R DONE or WILDWOOD,
-Our car rides are always some fun, we honk at random people while we drive by for no reason, just for kicks (;
- the beach where we eat jersey fries, mac and mancos pizza, go crabbin, and hava good time ;P
-parties in the middle of fields and houses, and crazy bonfires that last through the night ;P
- The lovely smell of MANOR. ya..were use to it.
- We have the good accents. "Woodur".."I sall you there"..."tawk" we say it good and right.
If your not from South Jersey I recon you should be, and wish ya were (;
(12:00 at night, at home with a friend)
friend 1: Were from south jersey, what the heck are we doin at home, lets go to wawa up the street, like we do every day" (;
friend 2: ya good idea ill go start up the truck (;
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A small town in Central Pennsylvania, located between Lock Haven and State College. The name totally confuses Penn State students, particularly those from Philadelphia or South Jersey when they hear locals use the name, espescially in the context of agriculture, shuttered steel mills and abandoned cigar factories which is about all that's going on in that Jersy Shore.
Local: Ya dey usta run a bunch a rails otta dem still mills don Jersey Shore.
PSU kid: WTF?
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Fucking sweet.
Easily the best kind of girl you can find.
They can party, drink, smoke, flirt, and look hot doing it.
They pretty much rule the subject of girls.
"Yo you can party like a fuckin' Jersey Girl! Fuck yeah bro!"
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A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
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1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.
2.) shit
1.
Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...
2.
The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
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