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Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo

Why are you such a Jon Kharl

by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023


Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019


Jon Sousa

Someone you would go gay for

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa

by c young young January 22, 2010


to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018


jon-vincent

a piece of shit

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"

by BigDaddyCheese March 1, 2018


Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent

Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.

by Goldrico January 8, 2015


Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020