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A song by My Chemical Romance, the rock/violent pop (NOT EMO!!!) band
"Have you heard MCR's song, The Only Hope For Me Is You?"
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Did you know that it's a crime to attempt suicide? It's getting harder and harder for people to Take The Only Way Out.
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Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
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the one guy thats unlike all the rest
Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger
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A phrase used in the movie "Lucas".
Often used in a perverted way on 4chan.
As seen in a comic on 4chan:
"Hey Lucas, come spraypaint this for me.
What? No, I'm busy. Go get someone else to do it.
You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas
Dude, WTF."
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The pinnacle association of garage winer. The BSOC was founded in the fall of 2006. The BSOC is exclusive and its only members are the most chronic chronics. Entry is gained after either a generous presentation or consumption of weed
Is that Titties & Drew? They're in the Blunt Smokers Only Club
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Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
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