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to switch the first letters of the words "perky tits" and be undercover.
dave: "dude her tits were so nice"
(girl walks over but conversation continues)
zach: "were they terky pits?"
dave: "oh yeah, terky pits"
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When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.
Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night
Pit diving
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When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.
John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.
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Yet another fanciful term - aren't there a lot of 'em? - for a woman's genitalia. Popularized(?) by Terry Southern's pointedly purple and over-the-top (but, IMO, somewhat overrated) 1958 book "Candy". (Imagine Henry Miller writing "Tropic of Cancer" on crack and Spanish Fly...and an empty stomach)
She's got a lamb-pit wetter than this rainforest we're slogging through.
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An awesome place where stupid and awkward people talk. This is also the home to the Meme Queen, a Gameboy, a Barricorn, a Pirate, a Redhead Schoolgirl, a Pineapple, a PS3, your anus, Lord Voldemort and a lot of more people.
I spoke to some guys at the Smosh Pit, and I ain't going back.
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-noun
A house, or "pad" built, and designed specifically for a Negro, or African American. Usually consists of 7 rooms:
1. Garage - Usually containing some crappy car with "tripped out" hub caps, a "mad" paint job, and tinted windows, or a minivan.
2. Bathroom - Usually how some cheap ass pink towels, a broken sink, and a mirror.
3. Main Room (AKA "My trippin' balls crazy mad as hell pad", or pit for short) - Has 2 or more flat screen TVs, a giant leather couch, dirty rug, industrial lamps, and a bunch of decorative crap you'd expect to see in your grandma's house, and empty KFC chicken buckets.
4. Kitchen/Dinning Room - Big ass refrigerator stocked with watermelon and chicken, tons of cabinets full of knives and guns, a microwave, an oven, a microwave oven, a stolen baby food appliance machine, an old vinyl top table taken from the church bake sale, and a buffet table.
5. Bedroom (AKA Porn Studio) - Has a mirror, bed, some little girls Barbie play set, and his closet where he keeps his cut off jeans, armless t-shirts, ripped up boxers and his "cool pair of kicks".
6. Workout Room - Usually has weights, treadmill, ex girlfriends step machine, bench press, and a padded floor, all surrounded by 4 walls completely made of mirrors.
7. Stash Room - Where the Negro keeps all of his stolen goods, ranging from little kids toys, to his stolen "bling".
This goes for all African Americans but Will Smith (White guy in disguise).
"Hey, Javon, can me, Lavon, Devon, Tevon, and Shakeela come down to your Negro Pit later on today?"
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pit biking all started from the honda crf50 mini bike where professional racers use to "backgarden race" but now the sport has spread world wide hitting britain with bug and hard, theres many type of pit bike racing, Supermoto, MX and Enduro.
The cost of a brand new pit bike will vary from where you buy, what make, the honda Crf50 can be seen retailing at around £700-800 which in some peoples eyes is too expensive for such a small bike.
As normal, there is a cheaper market, these days you can hop onto ebay and buy a 200 pit bike, but as most of us has experienced at least once in our lives, you get what you pay for.
Thumpstar would own any other pit bike, except the Venom of course
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