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Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
Taking a shit in someones closet
This ones going straight to Narnia
BRB im gonna take a Narnia Poo
A residual film of poo following intense anal. Located upon the pubic area of the pitcher, it is a member of the Dirty Sanchez family, and may also be referred to as "Five O'Clock Feces".
"After we got done there was poop everywhere- on the sheets, in the ceiling fan, on the front porch...I looked down and noticed that there was some on me too. I had a poo shadow from my bellybutton to my nuts. It came right off, but it sure did smell. -Trooper J
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When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.
Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.
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(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
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The eerie, inescpapable feeling that this shit has happened to you before.
Man, serious deja-poo. I know this exact same shit has happened to me before.
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A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.
You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!